jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched.

—Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth   (via onigiri85)

(Source: ynannarising)

Anonymous asked:

There's this cute girl I know whom I want to kiss over and over and over. Est puella pulchra quam scio quam volo basiare usque et usque et usque. She speaks Latin. Ea latine loquitur. She makes me so happy. Ea me tantum laetum facit. With the marijuana having been consumed, the boy sends the message. Cannibe consumpta, puer epistulam mittit. I am a pretentious idiot! Ego prætensus stultus sum.

exeggcute:

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

reallyreallyreallytrying:

stand aside, citizen, the surf is up

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

  • Baby: wa-wa
  • Mom: water??
  • Baby: What the fuck is this? I would like to see Harry Styles dead so he would stop ruining Louis and Eleanor’s “RELATIONSHIP”? OH MY FUCKING GOD. IS THIS A JOKE? HE RUINED THE BAND BECAUSE HE’S A SICK DISGUSTING WHORE? BITCH! SHUT UP. He’s filled with disease and needs to be soaked in bleach? BITCH I WILL POUR BLEACH DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’M CLEANING YOUR MOUTH OUT BITCH. GET A FUCKING LIFE! YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. FUCK YOU. BLA BLA BLA. TO ALL LARRY SHIPPERS, YOU ARE STUPID AND SICK FREAKS. EXCUSE ME? I’m not the one who had a fucking blog dedicated to wanting to kill someone! SCUSE ME. Ugh. I don’t need this in my life. What is this shit? I’m not even reading this. Spot the….. OH FUCK OFF. Oh. DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHH. Get a fucking life, virgin tit. I BET HE HAS NOT SLEPT WITH 410 PEOPLE DO YOU JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU READ, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH? YOU’RE A RAT. OH MY FUCKING GOD. UGH. YOU SAY ALL LARRY SHIPPERS ARE FREAKS? WHO THE FUCK MADE THAT? WHO MADE THAT! YOU! YOU! YOU DID! SO WHY DON’T YOU! YOU! YOU GET SOME FUCKING HELP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION YOU STUPID FUCKING RAT. YOU ARE OHHH MY GOD. I DON’T NEED THIS. YOU’RE A SNAKE. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. FUCK YOU. I DON’T NEED THIS. I DON’T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. PEOPLE LIKE THIS PISS ME THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HARRY. HARRY IS A HUMAN BEING. HE’S A CELEBRITY BUT HE’S HUMAN. SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY? LEAVE.

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

scrlett:

malfoy

scrlett:

malfoy