Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”

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Turtle enjoying a bath)

straightwhiteboyproblems:

I have a really bad sinus infection right now and my mom keeps bringin me lemon tea in a big ass mug to my room like “are you ok? Do you need anything?” I told her “I’m fine mom I need to sleep” and then she closes the door lightly as she doesn’t want to disturb me. As I drift into a…

Some periods of our growth are so confusing that we don’t even recognize that growth is happening. We may feel hostile or angry or weepy and hysterical, or we may feel depressed. It would never occur to us, unless we stumbled on a book or a person who explained to us, that we were in fact in the process of change, of actually becoming larger, spiritually, than we were before. Whenever we grow, we tend to feel it, as a young seed must feel the weight and inertia of the earth as it seeks to break out of its shell on its way to becoming a plant. Often the feeling is anything but pleasant. But what is most unpleasant is the not knowing what is happening. Those long periods when something inside ourselves seems to be waiting, holding its breath, unsure about what the next step should be, eventually become the periods we wait for, for it is in those periods that we realize that we are being prepared for the next phase of our life and that, in all probability, a new level of the personality is about to be revealed.

—Alice Walker (Living By The Word)

nonchalantcroissant:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

  • high school students: *makes tons of posts involving crimson leaves, grand canyon, and some guy with calligraphy and ends up making an entire sub-fandom about psats*
  • college students: what the fuck

theladymonsters:

in which a gay cover of one of america’s most quintessential modern american love songs is a thing that exists

mylambsellscondos:

The Blond Woman by Aidan Koch

mylambsellscondos:

The Blond Woman by Aidan Koch

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foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

TURNS out two heads really are better than one. Two people have successfully steered a virtual spacecraft by combining the power of their thoughts - and their efforts were far more accurate than one person acting alone. One day groups of people hooked up to brain-computer interfaces (BCIs) might work together to control complex robotic and telepresence systems, maybe even in space.

Mind-meld brain power is best for steering spaceships - tech - 01 February 2013 - New Scientist

power up the jaegers baby

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I was just scrolling through my dash and I was like “oh a pacific rim quote - WAIT HOLY SHIT”

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